I got an email from a hate-filled, testosterone-pumping, jean-shorts to the gym wearing customer the other day.
I was going to keep this to myself, but thought it’d be more fun to shine a spotlight and publicly mock this asshole.
Plus, it might make you smile (and we can all always use a laugh).
Here’s how it went down…
The other day, I got a message in my help desk from a customer who wanted to get the login credentials for a product he bought from me. Fair question… nothing crazy… so I went ahead and reset the password for him and gave his new login details. Said customer receives the email from me, tries logging in, and finds that he can’t get inside the website. He tells me the password I gave him didn’t work (he entered it wrong btw) and that I should “stop f*cking around and help him out”. Before I even got the chance to reply, he hits me with this…
“Come on man stop fn me around dont get me upset and I’m starting to get that way.”
I told him he entered the password wrong, and to try again.
Again, he enters the password incorrectly (he keeps forgetting a letter at the end), and replies back with…
“This is just pissing me off for f*ck sake…do you bloody know what your doing if I have to hop a plane and come over there…”
By this point I was starting to get a little mad. But, I have way bigger things to stress than some dude who makes threats behind a computer screen.
I go to reply, and again, before I even have a chance to answer back, he goes off the rails again…
“You f*ckwit i’m coming over on the first flight i can get on to say hi so don’t thank me now you can do that from hospital and don’t worry your self if i get there a little late ive got friends who live there and they’ll make sure of the fact. have a nice day your worst nightmare come true…”
Don’t you love the smell of a death threat first thing in the morning? 🙂
(I’m sure the police and FBI do too)
Long story short…
He was eventually able to get inside the members area, but not before I permanently FIRED him as a customer. (I removed him from all of my email lists, blacklisted him on every single website I sell on, and made sure he can never buy from me ever again)
It’s true what they say…
If you don’t have haters, you’re not poppin!
I rather have someone be mad and angry at me, then neutral and indifferent. No one remembers the guy who keeps to himself and is totally normal and average. But, everyone remembers the obnoxious dude who makes one too many inappropriate jokes that you can’t help but laugh at.
Now, I’m not saying to not be yourself. Never be something you’re not, that’s just lame.
What I’m trying to get across is it’s always better to be authentic, “warts and all”, as Ben Settle would say.
This is advanced stuff, but if you’re able to master this more people will like you and gravitate towards you, you’ll easily stand out in a crowded marketplace, and you’ll have your subscribers and customers undivided attention.
Sounds pretty sweet to me 🙂
Just like Maya Angelou said, “They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
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